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READ DOWNLOAD ã Shakespeare for Squirrels ⚽ Shakespeare Meets Dashiell Hammett In This Wildly Entertaining Murder Mystery From New York Times Bestselling Author Christopher Moore An Uproarious, Hardboiled Take On The Bard S Most Performed Play, A Midsummer Night S Dream, Featuring Pocket, The Hero Of Fool And The Serpent Of Venice, Along With His Sidekick, Drool, And Pet Monkey, JeffSet Adrift By His Pirate Crew, Pocket Of Dog Snogging Last Seen In The Serpent Of Venice Washes Up On The Sun Bleached Shores Of Greece, Where He Hopes To Dazzle The Duke With His Comedic Brilliance And Become His Trusted FoolBut The Island Is In Turmoil Egeus, The Duke S Minister, Is Furious That His Daughter Hermia Is Determined To Marry Demetrius, Instead Of Lysander, The Man He Has Chosen For Her The Duke Decrees That If, By The Time Of The Wedding, Hermia Still Refuses To Marry Lysander, She Shall Be Executed Or Consigned To A Nunnery Pocket, Being Pocket, Cannot Help But Point Out That This Decree Is Complete Bollocks, And That The Duke Is An Egregious Weasel For Having Even Suggested It Irritated By The Fool S Impudence, The Duke Orders His Death With The Duke S Guards In Pursuit, Pocket Makes A Daring EscapeHe Soon Stumbles Into The Wooded Realm Of The Fairy King Oberon, Who, As Luck Would Have It, IS Short A Fool His Jester Robin Goodfellow The Mischievous Sprite Better Known As Puck Was Found Dead Murdered Oberon Makes Pocket An Offer He Can T Refuse He Will Make Pocket His Fool And Have His Death Sentence Lifted If Pocket Finds Out Who Killed Robin Goodfellow But As Anyone Who Is Even Vaguely Aware Of The Bard S Most Performed Play Ever Will Know, Nearly Every Character Has A Motive For Wanting The Mischievous Sprite DeadWith Too Many Suspects And Too Little Time, Pocket Must Work His Own Kind Of Magic To Find The Truth, Save His Neck, And Ensure That All Ends WellA Rollicking Tale Of Love, Magic, Madness, And Murder, Shakespeare For Squirrels Is A Midsummer Night S Noir A Wicked And Brilliantly Funny Good Time Conjured By The Singular Imagination Of Christopher Moore This Shakespearean romp through a Midsummer Night s Dream will not be everyone s cup of tea It s unapologetically derivative It s bloody, naughty, hop, skip and jumpy, and still manages to be plenty of fun I loved it, but your mileage may vary With Christopher Moore s hand on the pen or, I suppose, the keyboard you ll never be able to look a squirrel in the eyes again Acknowledgement Thank you to NetGalley for a free copy of this book, in return for an honest and objective review. It would be just fitting that the only man who would deign to talk to me is a hat shagging monkey She leaned in closely You, sir, have the look of a hat shagger Oh, f kastockings He s back It s Pocket Pocket is back with a new mysterious tale with his merry little band of a holes Here we have quite an odd mysterious tale of murder, hat shagging, and a gaggle of fools with a Midsummer Night s Dream thrown in for good measure Moore takes us on a uproariously and murderous journey that you ll never forget It s lewd, crude, and downright filthy and it s exactly what I need in my life This wasn t exactly my favorite book that Pocket has lead but I still loved this one Shakespeare for Squirrels was amazing I laughed and cringed and it s exactly how I want to feel reading something of this magnitude Moore never disappoints and if you re looking for something off the wall and crazy, he s your man No disappointments ever Who knew that Shakespeare could be so entertaining and crude Moore has outdone himself With the exception of Lamb, this may be my favorite book of his yet After the brutal misstep of Noir, I thought he d lost his edge Fear not, Pocket and Drool are back for their third Shakespearean jaunt and this time it s Midsummer Night s Dream, my favorite play There were several parts in this book where I laughed until my side hurt or my eyes teared up The fairies are absolutely brilliant, the frequently quoted line is the goblins which I won t ruin, but they say it constantly cracked me up, and the play at the end is perfection Moore manages to create a different concluding play by the craftsmen while keeping their inherent characteristics that made them such unique characters That s the best part the bones of MSND are all here It s still the same basic story, just bastardized in a way only Moore can do And with squirrels So many sodding squirrels. Once again the intrepid Pocket of Dog Snogging is immersed in heinous fuckery most foul as he becomes entangled in the machinations of King Theseus, Hippolyta, Oberon, and Titania With his apprentice jailed and his hat shagging monkey missing, Pocket finds himself depending on a band of amateur thespians, a frolicking fairy, and a most unreliable narrator to solve the mystery of an unexpected death in just three days.This ribald tribute to A Midsummer Night s Dream is some of Moore s best work Loaded with insults to make the Bard proud, it is laugh out loud hilarious and a rousing adventure to boot In the words of Cobweb That were smashing I received a complimentary copy of this book via NetGalley Many thanks to all involved in providing me with this opportunity.